Monday, October 18, 2010

My Netflix Movie Review - 30 DAYS OF NIGHT: DARK DAYS

I JUST WANNA SAY...that I'm a huge fan of the vampires from 30 DAYS OF NIGHT...the webs series...everything. BUT...this movie.
This movie was total crap!!! The ONLY thing cool was...the vampires (which are nothing like 30 DAYS OF NIGHT)

and...

Kiele Sanchez!

NOWWWW...she's a hottie!



If it wouldn't been for her...I would have turned it off!! In the movie, she plays the original girl from 30 DAYS OF NIGHT...after the attack on Barrow, Alaska - and being the sole survivor...she decides to tell ANYONE and EVERYONE about the REAL truth. Well, that doesn't go to well with the vampires and they pretty much decide they wanna eat her. But don't worry...she meets these "wanna be" vampire hunters...and they convince her that they can take out the main vampire, Lilith. (She's the one that calls all the shots)...once that happens...everyone is happy.

Well...(LOL) apparently, it's not that easy. People...don't waste your time on this one. (Unless your a total vamp fan...then watch it for the vamps) - Don't watch it for the fight scenes, story, anything cool like that. You'll be disappointed.

Wait...there is a sex scene with Kiele and her co-star...who plays Billy Walsh from Entourage. That scene was weird though...just a random sex scene thrown in a movie...I guess they thought that would help the movie out.

(It did...for like 30 seconds)

I give 30 DAYS OF NIGHT: DARK DAYS...2 out of 5 POPCORNS!


My Netflix Movie Review - DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

I finally watched this one last night...DIARY OF A WIMPY KID...and it was pretty cool. I think if I was 14...I would have thought it was cool, cool. The movie's based on the series of books...I'm sure your asking yourself, "Mike, how would you know this?" Well, since you ask...I buy them for my godson.

Once you see the trailer - you can pretty see that the movie's about kids...the hell they go through...in MIDDLE SCHOOL. I'm sure we all have some type of horror story we could share from back in the day. (LOL)

If your looking for a cool, cute family movie...this one's for you. Make some popcorn...gather the kids...and watch DIARY OF A WIMPY KID.



I give DIARY OF A WIMPY KID...3 out of 5 POPCORNS!

My Netflix Movie Review - DATE NIGHT



I rented DATE NIGHT...and this one...ahhh, I'm kind of glad that I didn't watch this one at the theater. It just didn't do anything for me. There was ONE thing GREAT about this movie...cameo of Miss OLIVIA MUNN.

Yep, she's in the movie :)

other than that...it's an ok flick. Don't get me wrong...I'm a huge fan of Steve Carell...but...nope...I laughed a little...just a little bit.

I give DATE NIGHT...3 out of 5 POPCORNS!

My Netflix Movie Review - SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE

YEP. I finally saw this one. Some people told me that it was just as good as THE HANGOVER...maybe even better.

WRONGGGGGGG...I knew there was NO way in hell SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE could touch THE HANGOVER. (LOL) Don't get me wrong...it was a funny movie...but it was no HANGOVER.

The movie's about this guy who works as a TSA agent...after finding a cellphone...he ends up returning it to this extremely beautiful girl. A perfect 10 he would say...the bad thing is...in his "rating" scale...he's only a 5. Sooo...the movie's all about him and his friend's trying to figure out if he has a REAL chance with her. It's a good comedy...so if you wanna laugh...order it for the weekend.

Check out the trailer below for yourself...I give SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE...a 3 out of 5 POPCORNS!


My Movie Review - THE SOCIAL NETWORK



I know this one's been out for a while now...but, yes...I'm finally getting back to writing some in my blog. It happens when I'm doing nothing but vlogs - but never fear...I'm back.

If you haven't seen THE SOCIAL NETWORK...what the hell are you waiting for? This movie's really dope! Not too sure on how much truth it has...but it is entertaining. The cast rawks and so does the story. I think Jesse Eisenberg does a great job playing Facebook billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg. During the movie I found myself...loving the dude...then hating him. (LOL)

THE SOCIAL NETWORK definately gets the job done. If your looking for something to watch...worth the $10 or 12 bucks...go check it out

I give THE SOCIAL NETWORK...4 out of 5 POPCORNS!



Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Monday, October 11, 2010

@UrabanoTV ~ Cultura in Motion

Hey video lovers! There's a new video channel on the internet...it's called, UrbanoTV. My movie reviews are already on the site - check them out on my channel iwatchmike

Lets spread the word! Make a channel for yourself!

Kim Kardashian Goes Nude...Again!

Hey Kim fans! As soon as I saw these...I had to share them with you. I must must say...this photo shoot gets a serious HIGH 5! They turned Kim into a SEXY Silver Surfer!

Great pics...done it great taste!












Thanks for the heads up PhillyDTV!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Mike's Movie Review - I Spit on Your Grave (#reviews #video))

Talk about girl power here! I saw an advance screening of I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE the other night. It actually hits theaters Friday, October 8th - mayne! This movie is crazy!! Be prepared...it starts of slow...then builds up...then POW!!

Here's my vlog...



Some of you might not know...it's a remake from the original 1978 film, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. Check out the trailer below.



Thanks to allhorrornews.blogspot.com for the trailer!

My Movie Review - Hatchet II (#vlog #reviews)

I saw Hatchet II the other night. Gore fans...It's only playing a limited/selected theaters.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Mom and I at the Movies - LET ME IN - movie review (video #reviews #letmein)

I know some of ya'll have been asking where my mom has been...well, we're back! Mom and I hit the movies this morning. (LOL) She knew nothing about the movie...all I told her was, "vampires mom...that's all you need to know."

Here's our movie review vlog. Enjoy!

My Netflix Movie Review - Hulk VS (#reviews)

YESSS…I still watch cartoons. Who doesn’t?
On that Netflix…I ordered HULK VS. - - - someone asked me on Facebook. HULK VS. Who? Well, let me tell you…

HULK VS. THOR and HULK VS. WOLVERINE

YEP…2 movies for the price of one. It should’ve been called…HULK WHOOPS ASS instead…cuz that’s what he did.

In the first one…HULK VS. THOR…Loki wants to destroy Thor…and there’s only one person who’s come close…the Hulk. So Loki captures David Banner…pulls David Banner out of the Hulk and attempts to control the Hulk with a super spell. Well, that doesn’t last long and the Hulk goes out of control…pretty much destroying everything in Thor and Loki’s world. NOWWW everyone (good & bad) has to team up to stop him. Seriously…the HULK whoops ass!

In HULK VS. WOLVERINE…Wolverine is hired to come in and stop the Hulk…see…the government “thinks” the Hulk destroyed a town and its people. But little do they know…there’s more to the story…OTHER MUTANTS are in the building. I think this one’s the better of the two episodes…and once again…the Hulk WHOOPS ASSS.

“TWICE THE CARNAGE!”

I give HULK VS…3 out of 5 POPCORNS!

#Netflix has arrived...

I got a couple of movies to watch over the weekend. Which one to start off with?




Mike's Movie Review - Case 39 (#reviews)

I watched CASE 39 people…and I must say…it was a total let down for me. You see all the good stuff on the commercials & trailers…and I hate that. I thought I’d jump some…I jumped none.

The movie stars, Renee Zellweger – she plays a social working…deals with a lot of unhappy kids. She then meets lovely…Lilith...the sweet troubled little girl.



This little girl has some deranged parents. One night...Miss social worker catches them trying to bake her like some cookies and saves the day.



Lilith pretty much latches onto Miss social worker and begs for her to be her new mommy. But then...all this weird crap starts happening and people start dieing. This little girl turns into one crazy, demanding little snatch...and ends up not being a little girl...but something else...something from HELL!

You pretty much get the picture...social worker now has to kill this little demon snatch from Hell. CASE 39 could be a date movie...and...Bradley Cooper's in it...tha ladies will like that. He just wasn't enough for me.

I give CASE 39...2 out of 5 POPCORNS! (Booo for me!)

Mike's Netflix Movie Review - Harry Brown

I had this one in my Netflix QUE for like…FOREVER…and it finally came out on DVD. Michael Cain as Harry Brown. YES! Let me start off by saying…if you love Charles Bronson in all of the DEATH WISH flicks…then you’re going to love…HARRY BROWN.



The movie takes place in South London…in these apartments…and the drug dealers run the show. All the people who live there are scared out their mind. One day, Harry’s friend decides he's had enough and decides to protect himself and not take any more shit for these punks. Well…a group of kids REALLY murder him…and to make matters worse…they film the whole thing on their cellphone.



Now, Harry's already lost his wife...now his friend. OHHHH NOOOO YOOUUUU DIDDDDN'T!
The punks have no idea...that Harry was a former Royal Marine and Northern Ireland veteran. These punks soon find out...that Harry doesn't play. Harry decides to take the "system" into his own hands! I love it!! Harry shows who's boss.

If you like Michael Cain, "eye for an eye" violence, DEATH WISH, vigilante flicks...then HARRY BROWN is for you. My gal was even cheering him on. (LOL)

I give HARRY BROWN...4 out of 5 POPCORNS!